I have a reversed but equally embarrassing story. After going on a great first date, I wanted to tell my sister all about it when I got home. She wouldn't answer her phone so I jokingly texted her: "Call me now butt face." Unfortunately, I had a Freudian text slip and sent it to the guy I had just gone on a date with! Thanks to the urgency of my text, I had about 45 seconds before the guy called me. I was mortified and had to explain that I actually just refer to my sister with juvenile nicknames.
Do you have any embarrassing stories to share?