Know what I'm not getting my mom for Mother's Day? Personal lubricant. But just in case you're tempted, Astroglide is here to help mom celebrate womanhood as much as motherhood with tips to ensure Sunday ends on a good note.
Straight from the press release, Astroglide recommends moms find a new scent, shave everywhere, and dance for him (pole optional) and, of course, use Astroglide. I get it thought. It's for moms, not my mom or your mom, but more like dudes with mom friends.
I'm pretty confident the word "mom" conjures up images of people's own mothers 99 percent of the time, though, so I doubt the MILF angle will send Astroglide sales to orbit this weekend.
But there's always Memorial Day!