An English Maury Povich Show aired their version of "who's the baby daddy," complete with paternity test results. To prolong the suspense, the host starts grilling the potential father (who has a habit of impregnating women willy-nilly) if he even knew how to spell father, to which he proudly demonstrated that he . . . did not. I can't tell when he asked the host "Are you gobsmacked?" if he actually still doesn't know he spelled it incorrectly. Sigh.