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Bird Dodging

I find this funny because it happens to me time and time again. Out of nowhere, a bird swoops down and looks like it's about to attack from above, so I stop everything I'm doing to duck, cover, and make an over dramatic ass of myself. Meanwhile, the bird flies right past me. But that's not always the case, especially for this poor dude target.

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asmariamoon asmariamoon 9 years
omg this poor guy... I was almost attacked by geese once, I was waiting on a cab I'd called, down at the Bureau of Reclamation (I was in Job Corps at the time, which is funded by the BOR, and we were taking a field trip, and we were allowed to stay in Denver for the weekend, but my family couldn't come up to get me, so I had to call a cab.) Anyway, while I was sitting out in front of the building, this group of geese started walking across the parking lot to the grass behind me, and they just drew closer and closer, and every time I looked back, there were more of them... I seriously felt like one of them was going to scream out a goosey battle cry and they would all attack me at once.
ssbrook ssbrook 9 years
that was too funny!!!! yet if it was me, i'd be scared out of my mind!!!!
slyxsoy slyxsoy 9 years
I think geese are some of the scariest animals.. they're up there with snakes... However.. that made me laugh really hard
junebrug junebrug 9 years
He must have come too close to their nest. City birds are seriously scary though, I must admit. I hate pigeons, I've had them jump on my table outside at a restaurant and start eating my food. I was nearly bitten trying to wave them away.
mandykw mandykw 9 years
Hahahaha that would scare the sh*t out of me! One time at the beach I was eating a bagel and hundreds of seagulls started flying around me, sqawking and trying to get the bagel. I felt like I was in a Hitchcock movie.
misslarue misslarue 9 years
A tennis racket fixes that problem nicely.
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