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Bumper Sticker Humor


There's no avoiding bumper stickers-- they're everywhere. Sometimes boastful, sometimes cheesy, sometimes political, sometimes downright offensive, and other times...they're hilarious! So for a good humor rush, read on:

  • Just say NO to negativity.
  • I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
  • Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
  • I feel better after I wine a little.
  • I'm still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes.
  • If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
  • Never believe generalizations.
  • What would Ashton do?
  • Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
  • Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
  • Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
  • On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
  • To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
  • Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
  • Rehab is for quitters.
  • Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
  • Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
  • Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
  • You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
  • So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?
  • Without ME, it's just AWESO.
  • Driver carries no cash. He's married.

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