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This or That: Calling Him the Wrong Name or Tooting Midromp?

After getting out of a relationship you've had a dry spell, and you're ready to get back in the game. You've been flirting with a friend of a friend for the past few weeks, and you've been dying for the opportunity to get more intimate with him. On a particularly rough night — you think you might be coming down with something and your ex just called out of the blue — your crush asks to come over to cheer you up. Would it be worse if . . .

This: In the middle of your steamy make-out session, just as he's running his hands through your hair, you accidentally call him by your ex's name? It wasn't a loud mistake, but the look in his eyes as he pulls away is enough for you to know he heard you.

Or . . .

That: As you're having sex (for the first time) you feel your stomach gurgle and before you can do anything about it, you release a particularly loud fart? You'd like to disappear, but instead you're lying there naked and vulnerable.

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calli-gurl calli-gurl 7 years
first of all, LOL! awesome question ofcourse calling the guy buy an ex's name would be worse. but, that is only if the guy and i had been dating for a long time. but the poll asks what would be worse, a fart on the first night or calling him by another name. so i think that if its the first night and i dont really know the guy well, a fart would be more embarassing. but with my bf, calling him by another name would be more embarrassing because i would be comfortable enough to let the fart be a joke. lol
calli-gurl calli-gurl 7 years
first of all, LOL! awesome questionofcourse calling the guy buy an ex's name would be worse. but, that is only if the guy and i had been dating for a long time. but the poll asks what would be worse, a fart on the first night or calling him by another name. so i think that if its the first night and i dont really know the guy well, a fart would be more embarassing. but with my bf, calling him by another name would be more embarrassing because i would be comfortable enough to let the fart be a joke. lol
ilanac13 ilanac13 7 years
i really think that it's worse to call someone by the wrong name during activities. you have to remember that things happen while you're intimate and you're allowing air to go in and out of a small space so that's more common than you realize.
Muirnea Muirnea 7 years
The name is sooo worse, my guy better be able to laugh at least eventually about a silly fart, but calling him another name? No way, that would be very hurtful.
Seka21 Seka21 7 years
My guy is a bit psychopathically jealous so id rather toot... hell id rather do anything but get his name wrong. Hell, i dont even say his name thats how much i thought about it!!!!
tglynn tglynn 7 years
I agree with ohkate. If I was in his shoes, I'd rather him pass gas than call me another name
brdwaystarlett brdwaystarlett 7 years
This. Is. Hilarious. I said I'd rather fart than call out an ex's name. It's rude and offensive to due so. Farts... well, they're just naaasty. HARDY HAR to the "Other fart" comment. A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend let loose a very loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong queef in the middle of a steamy session. *Apparently* the guy lost it and couldn't stop laughing for about twenty minutes after he said, "I'm sorry. Did you just fart on my d!ck." lol.
thelorax thelorax 7 years
Haha this reminds me of that one Sex & the City episode... Farting would be embarrassing, I'm married and I still get embarrassed about my own bodily functions, but you can laugh it off. Calling the poor guy the wrong name would be worse.
thelorax thelorax 7 years
Haha this reminds me of that one Sex & the City episode...Farting would be embarrassing, I'm married and I still get embarrassed about my own bodily functions, but you can laugh it off. Calling the poor guy the wrong name would be worse.
RustyAngel73 RustyAngel73 7 years
Farting can be laughed off. Saying the wrong name, not so easily.
Jeny Jeny 7 years
It would be wayyyy worse to call out the wrong name! You can't come back from that.. tooting, on the other hand, can be laughed about and shrugged off.. They do it loudly and in public all the time! I'd also discount it as a 'quif' lolol
austerity austerity 7 years
yeah I agree, as embarrassing as a fart is...it doesn't hurt feelings at least!
ohkate ohkate 7 years
I think in the end the fart would be something to laugh at, the wrong name would feel hurtful and spring up a bunch of suspicions /:
bengalspice bengalspice 7 years
Calling him by another name is worse. A fart can be played off ... or laughed about. If he can't laugh about it, he needs to get out ... literally.
k8-rckstr k8-rckstr 7 years
OMG the fart would be way worse... Once I called my ex my ex before him's name (complicated? lol) in bed... I tried to cover it up and either he heard and just wanted to pretend it didn't happen, or I distracted him well after it happened so he never acknowledged it haha ;)
Mesayme Mesayme 7 years
And what about the 'other' fart? That's his fault! :ROTFL:
lms lms 7 years
I said the fart is worse than calling out another guys name, although they are both pretty bad. For clarification I just asked a guy and he said he would also prefer you to call out another guys name than to fart the first time.
Skeeve Skeeve 7 years
Is the poll for which is *worse* or which is the *better* of two bad outcomes? Clarity was lacking... Of the two, a man is going to be more able to put up w/ the fart than the assault to his ego ["Wow, I'm *that* memorable? Think I'll head on home..."]
Skeeve Skeeve 7 years
Is the poll for which is *worse* or which is the *better* of two bad outcomes? Clarity was lacking...Of the two, a man is going to be more able to put up w/ the fart than the assault to his ego ["Wow, I'm *that* memorable? Think I'll head on home..."]
jessie jessie 7 years
:smelly:....i've accidently let one loose...it happens!! i would think he would be WAAAAYYY more pissed off if i called him a different name...and i would be so much more embarressed and ashamed...i can and have got over passing gas!
jessie jessie 7 years
:smelly:....i've accidently let one loose...it happens!! i would think he would be WAAAAYYY more pissed off if i called him a different name...and i would be so much more embarressed and ashamed...i can and have got over passing gas!
Hootie Hootie 7 years
The fart... :rotfl:
Mesayme Mesayme 7 years
That's jacked up...the lady in the picture looks just like me...LOL The fart...absolutely. :ROTFL:
myystque myystque 7 years
In this instance, it'd be worse to fart. Way too embarrassing and not enough history. However, with my current boyfriend, whom I've been with for over 6 years, I'd much rather fart than say someone else's name since we've been together so long and are so serious. (I have never called out someone else's name, by the way).
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