I suppose it was only a matter of time — for those of you el sicko of the campaign-o, Slate has found a way to make it even more culturally insidious. (Of course it's possible! Dare to dream!) Are you ready for this? Candidate. Cell phone. Ringtones.
I can't help it; they're so obnoxious they fill me with glee. They have a selection, and here are a few favorites. Which one would you assign to your best friend? Your nemesis? Would you give any of them a jangle?