All other dudes need to give up and go home cuz there's no trumping Troy Landwehr's sex appeal. His secret? A 1,200-pound block of cheese. Imagine the loads of nachos a gal could make with that kind of cheddar. Troy happened to have one lying around (which officially makes him the man of my dreams) and carved it into the friggin' Statue of Liberty. If he can throw in a bag of chips and some jalapenos, we just might be able to make this relationship work.