Charlie Sheen may be 2011's Mel Gibson, but the more I hear him talk, the more he reminds me of the delightfully delusional G.O.B. Bluth from Arrested Development. "Bring me a challenge. Somebody." Now that's a Charlie Sheen quote, but what about these?
Who Said It? Charlie Sheen or G.O.B. Bluth
"Let's talk about something exciting. Me."
"I hear the jury's still out on science."
"Hope is for losers."
"You can't process me with a normal brain."
"It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life."
"Dying is for fools. Amateurs."
"These are lawyers. That's Latin for liar."
"I look at the game of baseball and I'm reminded of a quote that I wrote."
"Maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this?"