Last night Jon Stewart hosted Comedy Central's "Night of Too Many Stars" to raise money for autism (though to be clear, the network is against the disease). It was a mix of typical telethon antics with the advantage of being actually funny.
One stunt was an auction to hire a celebrity to do the winner's bidding. Two women held Steve Carell's hand while he simulated an orgasm, but the woman in the above video paid $20,000 to have Chris Rock curse out her ex. And when I say curse, I do mean $%*& curse, so NSFW in an audio way.
If money were no object, who would you hire to tell off an ex? I call dibs on Mel Gibson!