I always thought the Army's don't-ask-don't-tell policy was really a turn-your-head policy. But no! It's more: let's investigate any rumors of gayness infiltrating the ranks. Lt. Dan Choi — West Point grad and Arabic translator who's served in Iraq — is the target of such an investigation. Allah knows Arabic translators aren't valuable in the Army!
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