Clueless [1], the hilarious and sweet '90s masterpiece starring Alicia Silverstone [2], is loosely based on Jane Austen's novel Emma, so naturally the romantic comedy includes plenty of witty lines and plot themes on relationships and dating. And if there was one thing we learned from our favorite '90s heroine Cher Horowitz, it's that no matter how smart you are in every other area of your life, sometimes we can all be clueless when it comes to love. Sorry to be way harsh, but if you're doing these things — your dating game is like a virgin who can't drive.
You're Too Quick to Judge a Guy
You Try to Be Sexy at Inappropriate Times
You Only Look For Guys at Clubs and Bars
You Get Competitive With Your Girlfriends
You Get in Fights Over Petty Stuff
And Do a Lot of Name-Calling
You Don't Have a Wing-Woman
You're Quick to Freak Out Over a New Guy
But Just as Quick to Dump Him
You Have a Tendency to Fall For the Wrong Guys
You Never Make the First Move
You're Always Doubting Yourself
You're a Bit High Maintenance
You Need Constant Attention
You Like to Push a Guy's Buttons
You Don't Let Your Friends Set You Up
Your Expectations Are Too High
You Spend Your Weekends on the Couch
You Tend to Get Stuck in the Friend Zone
You're Always Making Excuses For Why a Guy Is Wrong For You
You're Flirtatious With Guys Who Are Off-Limits