Thanks to everyone who pitched in on this week's Come Story Telling With Me. And now for the completed story!
"Jenny, we've gone over this a thousand times, I don't know what else I can say to make it better . . ."
"There's nothing you can say John. How could you have done this to us? I thought we were happy !" Jenny said as she headed for the bedroom door.
"We are. I am. I was just so lonely while you were on tour promoting your sex book, and then your sister came over and, we got to talking and one thing lead to another."
To read the rest of the story,
"Wait!" Jenny interrupted. "You said you slept with someone, but you didn't tell me it was my sister!" Jenny hurled a copy of War and Peace at John.
"No no, let me finish." John was talking very fast now, "Your sister came over, she realized how lame I've been lately, working overtime to support your shoe fetish, and she invited me to go out with her and some coworkers.How was I supposed to know they were going to a gentleman's club?"
Jenny's jaw dropped. "OK, so you didn't sleep with my sister, then who did you sleep with?
"Jenny, I'm sorry, I just don't remember his name."