Before you accuse me of being sacrilegious, know this: the people who keep seeing Jesus in snack foods are the ones who consider him sacred!
Dan and Sara Bell stopped by a gas station to fill up the tank and pick up a bag of Cheetos, when lo and behold, Sara paused before popping what they now call Cheesus into her mouth. "Oh my gosh," she recalls saying. "Look at this! It really looks like a person in a robe praying." How did she rationalize comparing Jesus to the beloved yet reviled neon orange snack food? "It is a reminder of our blessings from God." Hmmm.