Crabs or pubic lice. I don't know which sounds worse. Whatever you choose to call them, little bugs crawling anywhere near my body irks me to no end, but these suckers are actually living on you, and not just in any place - in your special place!
Let's test your knowledge about crabs so you don't ever end up with them.
Crabs: What You Need To Know So You Don't Get Them
Head lice and crabs are the same bug.