Someone help a dude out, please? This guy needs a Macbook for school, and is "willing" to barter some items to get the coveted laptop. He doesn't seem aware of the barter basics, though, like, uh, your stuff has to be of comparable worth. Unless I'm mistaken, a Robin Hood: Men in Tights DVD, a copy of Chicken Soup for the Horse Lover's Soul II or a bag of Ranch-flavored corn nuts aren't gonna entice anyone to part with — well, anything. What's your favorite item he's "willing" to barter?