What the hell kind of dancing is this? It's like a bunch of mimes smoked some crack cocaine and decided to stage a Broadway show. Seriously, man. Watching that one dude walk backward on his head (just watch — I can't describe it) while that blonde woman did the chicken dance at hyper-speed gave me a contact high. (Pay special attention to 1:06, 1:48 and 2:03. But if you know what's good for you, you'll watch the whole damn thing. Trust me.) This is Paradise, all right!
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