Barack Obama has seeped into the world's collective unconscious to a massive degree, and nowhere is this more apparent than in the bizarre, inappropriate, and downright silly products people are hawking out there. Step right up to see some of the weirder products . . .
The ubiquitous presidential tagline gets recycled for an awesome birthday card.
I do so wish this were still available. It's like a postapocalyptic vision of Washington, DC, in which the only survivors are Obama and this magical yet evil looking unicorn. I sense a science-fiction short story coming on. Please excuse me. I'll be back in a moment ...
"Let's clean up this mess together." Man, is there ever a mess. I guess this could help us all take our minds off of it for a while.
Just in case you didn't get one of those cool Shepard Fairey posters or don't have enough Obama on your mind — stick him to the wall!
Instead of looking all calm and contemplative, this Barack O'Buddha looks a little constipated. (Or like Charles Bukowski by way of Mickey Rourke.) But I guess if you had to be at the helm of cleaning up this country's financial woes, even meditation couldn't keep you from looking a little stressed out!
Oh, Germany. Really? Really?! Fried chicken fingers to commemorate the United States' first black president? Of course, they didn't know it could be, uh, you know, construed as racist. But hey, it comes "mit curry dip" and with the Golden Gate Bridge in the background. I guess that makes up for the ignorance.
They're still selling lots of this for hundreds on eBay. Go bid now before it's too late!
Obama's in full-on dude mode, wearing an Obama t-shirt. On a thong. WTF?!
Even the Irish want a piece of Barack, who gets a clever Irish name makeover.
If you have the Audacity of Soap, you can help clean up America! (Or something like that.)
In case these other products don't make you feel close enough to our prez ...