Um, Gross — Movie Theater Ushers Are Finding Cucumbers at Fifty Shades Darker Screenings

We know that movie theaters are big dark rooms, but does that mean you have to do weird stuff while you're in there? The latest trend is kind of freaking us out. An Australian usher found a cucumber on the floor after a screening of Fifty Shades Darker. Since then, other theater workers all over the world have found cucumbers left behind on theater floors. Let's be real, these people are not munching on cucumbers while watching Christian and Ana get it on.

Ever heard of veggie play? We're pretty sure these people are using the cucumbers to masturbate. In a movie theater. That's not sanitary! Wait until the movie comes out On Demand! We are sorry for the unfortunate souls who had to pick up these cucumbers and throw them away.

Another usher found more cucumbers on the floor in Norway. Is this a joke? Are people just throwing cucumbers on the ground as a joke? We will never know for sure. And we're not sure we want to.