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Dance-Off: Mascot vs. Child

Not being a sports fan, and having never been to a basketball game (gasp!), I gather this is a typical half-time performance by a mascot. He's supposed to get some cute kids together, have them do cute things, while he displays some talents beyond being able to endure being in a bird suit for hours. Well, guess what, Mr. Mascot Man? This little child has got some news for you. He's the star of the show, and you'd better get out of the way, because he's about to show you how it's done. Burn!

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