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Dear's Five Favorite Comebacks!

Dear's Five Favorite Comebacks!

Yesterday I asked you to give me your best comeback when asked why you're single, and the responses were absolutely hilarious! Thanks for sharing your witty humor with all of us. Some responses stood out to me so check out my five favorite comebacks below. If you have more to add, feel free to post them in the comments section below.

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rossinaross rossinaross 7 years
Those comebacks are HILAAAAARIOUS hahaa bluestar you kiiiiilled it! and the whole convo.. FUNNY! lol You ladies are amazing
rossinaross rossinaross 7 years
Those comebacks are HILAAAAARIOUS hahaabluestar you kiiiiilled it!and the whole convo.. FUNNY! lolYou ladies are amazing
Muirnea Muirnea 7 years
Those are all awesome comebacks!!!!!!!!! I want to go try them all out!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL! :D
Mesayme Mesayme 7 years
:ROTFL: I didn't say desperate women use them I said 'I' wasn't desperate enough to use one. Read! :P I can't say what I really think because it would get deleted anyway. That WAS being PC. :D And I don't need church for a spiritual connection to a man...that's a spiritual connection to Jesus. Do you have sex with the lord? :? Hope not, cause you're on the wrong site. :D I'm just saying if I want to have sex I'll have sex with a man not a man-made. I wouldn't feel liberated to please myself, just lonely. :ROTFL: Different (types) of strokes for different folks that's all. But I have to say- this is the most entertaining and strangest conversation I think I've ever had... in my life. I hope other's get a chuckle as well... LMAO
lea_ lea_ 7 years
LOL
lea_ lea_ 7 years
LOL
lickety-split lickety-split 7 years
i feel like i just stepped back to 1950 and read something from, good housekeeping. good god woman you don't NEED a man for your "woman business". and for spirituality try church!
MeggyPoodles MeggyPoodles 7 years
mesayme, I've never used/ even SEEN one either. But I definitely wouldn't classify women who do as "desperate". Rude! :)
MeggyPoodles MeggyPoodles 7 years
mesayme, I've never used/ even SEEN one either. But I definitely wouldn't classify women who do as "desperate". Rude!:)
sw33tlovin sw33tlovin 7 years
lol. love it.
sw33tlovin sw33tlovin 7 years
lol. love it.
Mesayme Mesayme 7 years
I don't care what men do... I'm a woman. Being a woman is my business. Hey, if you use one... more battery power to you. :o I just don't get an urge for sex without a man involved. I miss the little caresses and sounds. Not just the tool. I'm not interested in artificial love making is what I'm saying. It's more a spiritual thing than physical...Which is probably why I don't have any experimental urges either nor do random hookups. I'm not saying it's a bad thing just that for me, it's unnecessary and yes, icky. :INNOCENT: kinda like this conversation. LOL
TheMissus TheMissus 7 years
Vibrators are a wonderful thing. You think men don't masturbate even when they are married or have a girlfriend? Of course they do! And there's no shame in a married woman or girl (who's in a relationship) to own one. I recommend the Rabbit. It really is awesome!
TheMissus TheMissus 7 years
Vibrators are a wonderful thing. You think men don't masturbate even when they are married or have a girlfriend?Of course they do!And there's no shame in a married woman or girl (who's in a relationship) to own one.I recommend the Rabbit. It really is awesome!
Mesayme Mesayme 7 years
:o bluestar...I'll pass. I'm not nearly desperate enough. seriously... I just don't see the possible satisfaction. I love men too much. The whole man... :pepino: :ROTFL:
Melo-D Melo-D 7 years
LOL I'll be using just lucky. Bob wouldn't be true and that reminds me of my brother's fav wise crack. "You got hair like Bob... bobwire (barbwire). Lol. Usually I say "b/c I'm not looking" or my new one, "Do I look like I need a boyfriend?"
jessie jessie 7 years
some men just might want to come home and watch me and b.o.b. if i told them that last one...:rotfl: i don't think that would throw alot of guys off...might turn some on.....lol
bluestar bluestar 7 years
Oh wow, you should try one. Not even kidding. No one has to know but you. :)
Mesayme Mesayme 7 years
Bluestar... I'm 36 and I've never even seen one. I'd be ashamed for that to be assumed. Mortified even!!
bluestar bluestar 7 years
Single AND married women use BOB. No shame in that! They are all just jokes anyway.
Mesayme Mesayme 7 years
Wow. I'd never say any of those. Not helpful Suga. Do people really assume that all single women use BOB? That's like hearing gossip behind your back. So now, am I supposed to defend against that too? That sucks.
RosaDilia RosaDilia 7 years
Loose seal!! Love it!! :ROTFL:
RosaDilia RosaDilia 7 years
Loose seal!! Love it!! :ROTFL:
TidalWave TidalWave 7 years
i like "just lucky" :)
TidalWave TidalWave 7 years
i like "just lucky" :)
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