This is one of those taglines that we've grown so accustomed to that we don't really stop to consider its nonsensical nature. (That's how they getcha, though.) At least it makes more sense than, "When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!" In any case, this guy seems to have taken "It's not delivery —it's DiGiorno!" as the answer to all of life's problems. His girlfriend begs to differ . . .