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Disco Ernie: The 88-Year-Old Male Stripper

He's 88 years of age and he ain't ashamed to show it! When I say "it," I mean it. That's right, Disco Ernie is a working stripper, mmmkay? He can't thrust his hardened hips back and forth, for fear of breaking one, but he does a damn good job of seducing the ladies. Gramps does 100 situps "everyday, or almost everyday, or every other day" — how the hell is he supposed to remember? — but his washboard washed up stomach speaks for itself. Ernie's routine consists of him showing off his prized "abs" and waving his arms around for ten (or realistically five) minutes. Bibbidi-bobbidi-eeeew!

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jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 8 years
go on with your bad self!! Im sure disco ernie does great at the retirement homes :D
Ikandy Ikandy 8 years
LMAO. I needed that laugh... XOXOXOX Thx, Giggle Sugar!!!
karlotta karlotta 8 years
I think it's really sad. It broke my heart. :(
cottonpoots cottonpoots 8 years
Seniors are getting more senile by the minute. Ernie the 88 yr. old male stripper is living proof! :)
gruaig_rua gruaig_rua 8 years
Bom chicka wow wow!! :ROTFL:
fuzzles fuzzles 8 years
I wanna see him on the pole!!! :)
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 8 years
woooo weeee! Go grampa go!
mo_ri_ah mo_ri_ah 8 years
MeganLeAnn MeganLeAnn 8 years
now thats what i'm talking about! :D
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