In recent news, a woman from Houston was angry at her former common-law husband so she felt like the most logical thing to do was to
walk away and be the bigger person take goldfish they'd bought together from his apartment, fry them up and eat three of them. When officers arrived at her apartment, four of the poor fishies were fried up and sitting on a plate.
As the wiseacres over at Neatorama said, "Nothing says it's over like fried goldfish." What's the craziest thing you've ever done for love?