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Do Tell: What's Your Best Comeback?

Do Tell: What's Your Best Comeback?

Thanks to a wonderful suggestion from Looseseal, I'm here to give you all a chance to share your comebacks for the most frustrating question asked when you're single: Why don't you have a boyfriend? Not only does that question put us on the spot, but no answer ever seems good enough when the reality is just that we haven't met the right person yet! So ladies, have at it and tell me how you respond to such questions.

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miriah15 miriah15 7 years
don't want one. my cat is better company. seriously.
miriah15 miriah15 7 years
don't want one. my cat is better company. seriously.
Mykie7 Mykie7 7 years
I got a new one! "Because I'm on trial for killing my last boyfriend. He wouldn't stop asking stupid questions."
looseseal looseseal 7 years
Copy away! I copied some of those from other people, too. Heehee. The "come onto me" one is slightly paraphrased from a line I once heard on Gilmore Girls ("Do you want to get married?" "Now, now, it's inappropriate for you to propose to me on your wedding day.") I can't remember where I got the "Bob" one from, but I'm pretty sure I didn't invent the acronym. I love "Just lucky, I guess." Short and sweet.
looseseal looseseal 7 years
Copy away! I copied some of those from other people, too. Heehee. The "come onto me" one is slightly paraphrased from a line I once heard on Gilmore Girls ("Do you want to get married?" "Now, now, it's inappropriate for you to propose to me on your wedding day.") I can't remember where I got the "Bob" one from, but I'm pretty sure I didn't invent the acronym.I love "Just lucky, I guess." Short and sweet.
ayuninur ayuninur 7 years
good one!
ayuninur ayuninur 7 years
good one!
itsme3683 itsme3683 7 years
I definitely used the cat lady and the girlfriend one before!
elizabethsosewn elizabethsosewn 7 years
looseseal? may i please copy you? your creativity is far beyond my own, and those lines are HILARIOUS.
School247 School247 7 years
ok, have to say the lasy two are the best!! Look what you ened up with. tears and laughing
MyPov MyPov 7 years
I'm married now but when I was single I'd get so annoyed with family asking why no boyfriend, as though there were tons of options and amazing men are flooding the streets every day and I must be blind and constantly rejecting these great finds, silly me. So I just said, "Well, line them up and I'll pick one!"
likeomgbecca likeomgbecca 7 years
my answer: look what you ended up with. It pays to wait. evil laugh.
likeomgbecca likeomgbecca 7 years
my answer: look what you ended up with.It pays to wait.evil laugh.
LikeThoseShoes LikeThoseShoes 7 years
if i'm bitter it's "i already have a dog at home"
CoMMember13630786602261 CoMMember13630786602261 7 years
I ALWAYS say "Because I dont want one"
sundaygreen sundaygreen 7 years
Because my girlfriend wouldn't like it.
theCatsPajamas theCatsPajamas 7 years
my answers: "Just lucky, i guess." "i'm just waiting for cletus to get out on parole. then we're hitting that little white chapel in vegas!" choco: "i have high standards" - i'm so using that.
theCatsPajamas theCatsPajamas 7 years
my answers:"Just lucky, i guess.""i'm just waiting for cletus to get out on parole. then we're hitting that little white chapel in vegas!"choco: "i have high standards" - i'm so using that.
michelle-c42934 michelle-c42934 7 years
I usually go with 'no one wants me' pretty much stops too many intrusive questions.
CYL CYL 7 years
I have no control over that sorry Mesayme....he says we are in an 'open relationship' ...lol
Lele777 Lele777 7 years
I get asked alot because I don't wear my wedding ring at work and I have pictures of my seven year old son all over my office. My reply: Oh I need a baby daddy... you know anybody that likes Mommies?
Lele777 Lele777 7 years
I get asked alot because I don't wear my wedding ring at work and I have pictures of my seven year old son all over my office.My reply: Oh I need a baby daddy... you know anybody that likes Mommies?
Mesayme Mesayme 7 years
laughing, D*it :D.... please tell your man to stop calling me... :encore:
Mesayme Mesayme 7 years
CYL: please stop telling your man to stop calling me every Friday night!! I said NO! LOL
vmruby vmruby 7 years
Answer: Why are you asking, are you writing a book? Make it a mystery.That always puts an end to the Q&A session.
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