We're at this very curious juncture in fashion whereby the fads of our forefathers are returning full force. By forefathers, I'm referring to anyone and everyone who loyally tuned in to watch Full House on Friday nights. Full House is great and the comedy is cute, but this family photo (snapped circa 1980-ish) is neither great nor cute. Let it serve as a visual warning: we're walking a slippery slope and we cannot allow our fondness for 80's fashion to flourish any further. Waste no time: trash that stock of Aqua Net now, before it's too late. And, yes, you're very welcome.