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Dog-Walking Barbie: Poop NOT Purchased Separately!


"Finally, Barbie has a dog that eats and makes a mess!" (Love the "finally"--good job, Mr. Copywriter). The "Barbie and Tanner the Dog" set comes with a dog bone, chew toys, and "when Tanner has to go to the bathroom, Barbie cleans up with her special magnetic scooper and trash can."

Seriously, it's easy to make fun of this, but after repeatedly stepping into crapola on my way to work because adults don't clean up after their dogs, I think it's a great idea to teach 'em while they're young. And while they're at it, maybe they can create a Barbie who turns off her cell phone when she's in crowded spaces. Thanks in advance, Mattel.

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