Our Dumbass of the Day is Ewa Sowinska, a spokesperson for children's rights in Poland. She wants psychologists to figure out whether or not the Teletubby Tinky Winky is gay, cuz if "he" is she thinks he shouldn't be on public television. The fear? Perhaps that kids are gonna go gay or want to run around in purple fuzzy suits while carrying clashing purses. Look, if you're for children's rights, give them the right to love superfreaks. Leave Tinky Winky alone!