POPSUGAR Love Lobster Dumbass Of The Day by GiggleSugar 8/13/07 0 Shares Like us on Facebook Sign up for our daily newsletter > I'm keeping a lobster in my purse from now on-- for dating purposes. Source Read More LobsterDumbass Of The DayVasectomyNewspaperCrime WatchHumor Humor 9 Things You Should Know About Loving a Pisces It's Time For You to Play Man Buns vs. Dog Buns 17 Signs You're the Oldest Sister The 7-Step Guide For Turning Men Into Feminists POPSUGAR, the #1 independent media and technology company for women. Where more than 75 million women go for original, inspirational content that feeds their passions and interests. Get Inspired With Our Living Newsletter Personalize Vegetarian Home Food Tech DIY Love and Sex Sign up with facebook or By signing up, I agree to the Terms and to receive emails from POPSUGAR. Phasekitty 8 years Yup, colormesticky. Two words: Natural selection. colormesticky 8 years Wow, somebody give this guy a Darwin award. Too bad more stupid people don't steal lobsters. MenaLillyBlue 8 years HAHAHA! MenaLillyBlue 8 years HAHAHA! guineapiggin9 8 years I just have one question...When you buy live lobsters at the store, don't they always have rubber bands on their claws so they can't pinch you? :?: ninjastarlett 8 years ouch. ninjastarlett 8 years ouch. Stitches 8 years It's probably a good thing that this guy can't reproduce if he's dumb enough to do that. GiggleSugar 8 years jkuck: :ROTFL: jhuck 8 years I shall keep it in my bag and name it Bobbitt! gijibae 8 years lol! there's a home remedy for everything. Jennifer_2sugar 8 years This was me while reading this: :rotfl: pinupsweetheart 8 years Hahaha! That is what he gets! pinupsweetheart 8 years Hahaha! That is what he gets!