POPSUGAR Love Lobster Dumbass Of The Day by GiggleSugar 8/13/07 0 Shares Like us on Facebook I'm keeping a lobster in my purse from now on-- for dating purposes. Source Read More LobsterDumbass Of The DayVasectomyNewspaperCrime WatchHumor Get inspired with our daily newsletter Home Love and Sex DIY Vegetarian Food Tech Sign up with By signing up, I agree to the Terms and to receive emails from POPSUGAR. Phasekitty 7 years Yup, colormesticky. Two words: Natural selection. colormesticky 7 years Wow, somebody give this guy a Darwin award. Too bad more stupid people don't steal lobsters. MenaLillyBlue 7 years HAHAHA! MenaLillyBlue 7 years HAHAHA! guineapiggin9 7 years I just have one question...When you buy live lobsters at the store, don't they always have rubber bands on their claws so they can't pinch you? :?: ninjastarlett 7 years ouch. ninjastarlett 7 years ouch. Stitches 7 years It's probably a good thing that this guy can't reproduce if he's dumb enough to do that. GiggleSugar 7 years jkuck: :ROTFL: jhuck 7 years I shall keep it in my bag and name it Bobbitt! gijibae 7 years lol! there's a home remedy for everything. Jennifer_2sugar 7 years This was me while reading this: :rotfl: pinupsweetheart 7 years Hahaha! That is what he gets! pinupsweetheart 7 years Hahaha! That is what he gets!