I really didn't think pop culture could wring one more use out of the word "douche," but add an accent and you have a whole new word — douché. Or forget the accent, and insist on pronouncing it doo-shay anyway. That's what John Douche, a dance-teaching Spaniard with a yen for middle-age women, does in this NSFW Funny or Die video.
Recognize, Señor Douche? It's Dylan McDermott, best known as an ultraserious lawyer on The Practice and now as a police officer on Dark Blue. He created the character for Funny or Die to prove all the doubters he could be funny — did it work?