The year: 1982. The place: Encino, CA, otherwise known as "The Valley." The fashion du jour: Valley Girls and their valley speak. The show Real People held a contest to find the ultimate Valley Girl who could wield the valley lexicon like a pro. Oh, muh GAWD! Barf out. Gag me with a spoon. Totally tubular! The thing I wonder is, did anyone know that Moon Unit Zappa was doing a parody of Vals?