Turn that frown upside down sweetheart, cuz you should be thanking your lucky stars this guy is gone. Well, he's still talking, but he'll be gone soon. This medley of breakup clichés (It's not you, it's me, We can still be friends) is combined with straight up cruelty (You have a beautiful body, but your face is a three.) Good. Riddance.
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