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Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

Experts conclude that unless something is done to curb our consumption of the juggernaut known as Miley Cyrus, Inc., she will go the way of the Lindsay Lohans and Olsen twins of today. All of those entities, says a noted entertainment scientist, "were bountiful entertainment resources that our overconsumption reduced to smoldering remnants." He continues ominously, "We are burning through Miley at a far more aggressive rate." Conserve, people, conserve! Starlets like this don't come down the pike every day. Oh, wait. Yeah they do.


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nancita nancita 8 years
This is funny, but even funnier is the lead-in to the next story: "An earthquake wiped out Etch-a-sketchistan today."
allinavhcnerf allinavhcnerf 8 years
lollllllll that's great. she sucks anyway
sjtoliver sjtoliver 8 years
sorry, according to South Park this is the way it was to be! ;)
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