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Eric Cartman, Now On Maury!

I didn't think anyone could top Jerry Springer in sleaze--until Connie Chung's main main Maury Povich arrived on the scene. Picklephobia, Peachphobia, rare diseases, and out-of-control teens are his bread and butter. Here, Cartman is a promiscuous and violent teen whose catchphrase is already a classic: "I don't go to school and I kill people. Whatever! I do what I want!"


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colormesticky colormesticky 8 years
God, I wish I could do a good Cartman impression. I use that "I do what I want!" all the time and my husband is the only one who gets it.
Daisy6264 Daisy6264 8 years
I love this show.
uacosj uacosj 8 years
I love this! This is one of my fav clips.
nessabum nessabum 9 years
haha! love it! i wish maury was really done with south park! it'd be so much funnier!
mollipop mollipop 9 years
That is one of my favorite Cartman lines!
pinupsweetheart pinupsweetheart 9 years
Gotta love Southpark!!
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