Erykah Badu offers up some insider tips and tricks for budding musicians who want to make it big in the biz. It all starts with a little plastic surgery. Or a lot. French kiss a chick (Madonna maybe?) in front of a world audience. Overdo it on the body glitter. Don't forget the stilettos and leave the whining at the door. Even if you're a 12-year-old Disney hotshot with a fan club, your tootsies ain't allowed to hurt in those heels. Cuz at the end of the day, it's not about the vocals; it's about them heels. Who knew Badu — my new fave person — had a sarcastic streak? I think she's telling us to get over ourselves and get on with the music already.