Word on the street was that there was an Eva Longoria sex tape floating around. You know that if this thing actually existed, it wouldn't be much different from what you see in this vid: Two really self-absorbed people trying to catch a reflection of themselves in the camera. You know when photographers say, "Make love to the camera!" Yeah, that's this.
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