If you have three minutes and twenty seconds to spare, I would like to direct your attention to a new campaign video from senate candidate Carly Fiorina. We've mentioned Fiorina before when we wanted to know your opinions on her voting record — although she's running for California's senate seat, she never really bothered to vote herself. Well now team Carly has put out a new campaign ad that is sure to distract us from her personal civic engagement. She's calling out her Republican primary challenger Tom Campbell as a FCINO, or "fiscal conservative in name only," and using an insane sheep metaphor to portray this. The good stuff comes at around 2:20, but I suggest you watch the whole thing. I apologize in advance for the nightmares.
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