If you've ever wondered why Italian pop stars aren't in American top 10 charts, you might want to take a look at Heather Parisi, an '80s singer I stumbled upon — initially in bewilderment, and finally with great satisfaction — while doin' my job. Granted, she might be a children's entertainer, but still. . . I'll give her one thing, though, she's rockin' the spandex! As a co-worker at the Sugar headquarters aptly put it, "It's sooo Xanadu!"