You always hear about some poor sap who falls in love with the female stripper he pays to be nice to him and "dance" in his lap. Watching these dudes on The Ricki Lake Show (how random was it that she had her own show?), I have a hard time imagining the reverse. They can have the hottest bodies in the world, but male strippers just make me — and a lot of women, I suspect — giggle. Has anyone actually gotten turned on watching a male stripper? Anyone, anyone?