I'm about to take a mini-vacay, and I can say that I'm very happy that I don't have to do what these women in this '60s United ad had to do: ask the ol' hubby to "take me along." And just like children, the little ladies get a discount! All that's missing from this commercial is for these wives (dressed like toddlers but dancing like the Rockettes) to suck on lollipops and play with teddy bears. WTF?!