Well, it was clearly time for a little equality in professional sports — and the Florida Marlins are starting with their cheerleaders. Tryouts for their generously proportioned all-men's squad are. . . well I'll let you see for yourself.
God bless 'em, they're really dancing their little hearts out. The squad will be called the Manatees. . . I'll let you craft your own "tidal wave"- style jokes in the comments.