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From Courtship to Death Cartoon

From Meeting Cute to Marriage to Death: The Short Version

Well, relatively short. This video is only four minutes long, and yet the mind-numbing conventionality of the oh-so-familiar sounding steps from courtship to marriage to death made it seem interminable. I'm pretty cynical (which makes me a closet über-romantic), but even this was a bit much! Love, for this narrator = "You will do as well as anyone else." And sex? "Yeah, roll around me for a while." Sheesh! I got some advice for you stick figures: DON'T DO IT!

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