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Funny Newspaper Headlines

Who Says Newspapers Aren't Any Fun?

We usually ask you to guess whether certain headlines are real or fake, but we'll let the cat out of the bag and assure you that these are all real — we've got the newspaper clippings to prove it! Whether the following headlines mean what they say or don't say what they mean, they're all pretty darn hilarious. The headline featured above is fine, but the quoted statement below it is just too good to pass up. In the mood for more funny newspaper clippings? Click here.


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jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 7 years
hehe these are great!!
jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 7 years
hehe these are great!!
krystalmak krystalmak 7 years
lol these headlines are hilarious... and these stories.. "attorney accidentally sues himself" haha!
krystalmak krystalmak 7 years
lol these headlines are hilarious... and these stories.."attorney accidentally sues himself" haha!
BostonChick BostonChick 7 years
^^ Yeah, wicked bad wording. Unless they were going for that...one only knows these days. I think: "I wouldn't do it again. She's been a pain this week" is pretty funny. I mean, I hope he's kidding. hahaha. Something I would say about my brother in a total sarcastic sense.
BostonChick BostonChick 7 years
^^ Yeah, wicked bad wording. Unless they were going for that...one only knows these days.I think: "I wouldn't do it again. She's been a pain this week" is pretty funny. I mean, I hope he's kidding. hahaha. Something I would say about my brother in a total sarcastic sense.
colormesticky colormesticky 7 years
The one armed man one is so bad. How does it not only get past the person who writes it, but the editor? Too many late nights?
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