This week, the ladies took to Twitter for some hilarious musings on the royal baby, Anthony Weiner's alias Carlos Danger, and both imaginary and ex-boyfriends. See what had us laughing on the social site now!
The book's working title is The Cock's Calling.
Carlos Danger is really JK Rowling.
— Kathleen Schmidt (@Bookgirl96) July 23, 2013
Counting the minutes until Amanda Bynes calls the royal baby ugly
— sorry i'm not sorry (@sorrynotsorryy) July 24, 2013
Keep reading for more funny tweets of the week!
Imaginary boyfriends are the worst. So flaky.
My boyfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because he doesn't exist.
— 50 Shades of Awkward (@OhWowThatsAwk) July 23, 2013
Stereotype or not, Riverdancing needs a comeback.
I might be an Irish redhead but I don't fit any of the stereotypes. *riverdances out of the room*
— Lori (@HeyitsLori) July 25, 2013
An ex-boyfriend just used the wrong "your" in a Facebook status and now I don't care if I bump into him when I'm not wearing makeup.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) July 24, 2013
A lofty goal.
My goal weight is "even strangers are concerned"
— Molly McAleer (@molls) July 23, 2013
Anyone try Magnum Ice Cream? I've got a freezer full of Just the Tip Pops I gotta finish first
— Allison Fields (@allisonfields) July 22, 2013