Feb. 14, doesn't always have to be the cheesiest day of the year. But now I have a much-too-sweet treat for those of you who like to hate on the Hallmark holiday — bad vintage valentines! The fact that children were intended to exchange most of these does not make them any better. Warning: lots of bad puns ahead.
A Poetic Janitor
This little janitor wants to sweep you off your feet.
Is it just me, or do both these eggs look like female eggs? We might have a pair of lesbian eggs on our hands.
No Dirty Talk
This kid will wash up for you!
If You'd Pig Me . . .
This seems inappropriately suggestive.
Be Mine . . . or Else!
He's loaded with love!
What's worse than a corny question? A corny pun announcing your corny question.
Nothing's sexier than patched-up socks.
This one is included mostly for the socks and shoe combo.
Who's the valentine? The girl who lost her pants or the squirrel?
Musician, bow-tied cats. Can we make them the Valentine's Day version of the Easter Bunny?