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Funny Women on Twitter August 2013

Tweets Girls Say: Sexy Coffee, Fries Before Guys, and Crushin' Candy

The weekend is so close we can taste it. So reclaim your sanity with the best damn tweets of the week. I've rounded up the funniest musings on sex, singlehood, and unrequited love, courtesy of some very charming and witty women on the social site. Get your giggle on below, and don't forget to follow us on Twitter!

Should have picked JC.

It's nice to have a supportive family.

My coffee pot's always hot for me.

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True story.

We all have issues.

Guys like MILFs.

Always.

I have a crush . . . on candy.

:(

Drop it like it's hot.

Also, I'm crazy.

Fair question.

It's you or the pie.

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