These two gay male penguins love each other so much, and have become such good surrogate parents for baby penguins whose parents rejected their eggs, that zookeepers in Harbin, Northeast China decided to allow them . . . to get married. I have two questions. One, why can't this be the case here in the good ol' USA for humans, and two, why did the zookeepers dress them up if they're already naturally wearing tuxedos? That is all. Click here to read more.