You can't get me to say anything bad about cheese, but I figured its uses were limited to sandwiches, gratins, and nachos. (Mmmm, nachos!) Not so! Apparently, if you are as quick on your feet as this cashier in Berlin, you can foil robbers with cheese, too! Three masked men entered the store where 50-year-old Martina Bolle works. They demanded money, and instead of caving in to their demands, Martina "hit one of them smack in the face with a very ripe Gorgonzola," said a witness, "which must have been like getting a dose of natural CS gas." They fled the store on foot, more than likely smelling like feet. Go, Martina! Click here to read about my new hero.