It's finally here, folks! The four-hour season premiere of American Idol begins this evening at 8/7c on Fox and you know what that means...get ready to indulge yourself with back-to-back servings of botched auditions, shattered dreams, and crushed egos. And we can only hope that the next big William Hung will be on tonight's menu. Mmm-Mmm. I don't know about you, but I'm starving!