Every week in our Tweets Girls Say, we round up the best tweets on dating, sex, and singlehood from Twitter's top-notch ladies. These social media maidens keep us laughing week after week with their witty musings and embarrassing tales in 140 characters or less, so we were dying to know — what do the funniest women on Twitter have on their holiday wish list? Click through to find out what they're asking Santa for this year, and you may even find some ideas for other funny ladies in your life! (And don't forget to follow @POPSUGARLove on Twitter.)
Red Panda Onesie ($64)
"I don't think it would be an ideal start to the holiday season to break into London Zoo to have a cuddle with a real Red Panda. It would probably end with a not-so-flattering prison issue ensemble. I want this adorable onesie to help me hibernate through the post Christmas blues!"
Premium Leather Biker Jacket ($214)
"As a native New Yorker, a cool leather jacket is crucial. This jacket looks like a dream come true, especially for plus-size ladies who like to dress outside of the box . . . like me! A little pricey, but SO worth it. This is a must have for me. It's definitely going on my Christmas wish list."